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The 12 (Unhealthy) Days of Christmas

... Forty maids-a-milking means 40 potentially mad cows spreading disease!  And are you going to pasteurize that milk or risk a listeriosis outbreak?  What if your True Love is lactose-intolerant?  Or at the very least gets gassy when consuming dairy?  That eighth night of Christmas (and beyond) might be pretty unpleasant for both of you! ...

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The Healthy Humorist®’s Hazardous Holiday Gift Guide

... Poo-Dough, which is like Play-Doh except its creators should go to jail.  But Poo-Dough doesn’t make the list because it’s disgusting.  It makes the list because it contains wheat and thus could cause allergic reactions.  So next year I suppose we should expect gluten-free Poo-Dough ...

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